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Martha Morningsong's avatar

Where's the arch de triomphe?

John Dean's avatar

The Arc de Triomphe is in Paris, France.

The proposed "Arc de Trump" is located on the Arlington Cemetery side of Memorial Bridge.

DK Brooklyn's avatar

Not all 79.5 year olds are the same. And the idea that he would have designed the battleships when he was younger is just as absurd.

John Dean's avatar

You are right--not all 79.5 olds are the same. I should have focused on Trump not being a naval architect or an engineer.

I agree that the thought of Trump, at any age, designing a battleship is absurd.

Thanks for reading the piece.

Infosecgeek's avatar

Trump class battleships? How about Trump no-class battleships?

John Dean's avatar

I ike that--"The Trump No-Class Battleship"

Operation North Star's avatar

Now do it like it's a NASCAR car with patches from all the companies giving him money.

Elizabeth Tierney's avatar

Where’s the gold?

John Dean's avatar

Good point. Maybe fewer rainbow colors and more gold . . .

Laurel Wyckoff's avatar

Is this boat heading for Greenland or Heard Island?

John Dean's avatar

Good question . . . .